W.I.F.E.

Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.

While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

The first guy says, 'I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E., you know...

''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

The second guy says, 'I'm a D.I.N.K.Y, you know...

Double Income, No Kids Yet. '

The third guy says, 'I'm a R.U.B.., you know...

''Rich, Urban, Biker. '

The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O, you know...

'Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

They turn to the woman and ask her. ''What are you?''

She replies: 'I'm a WIFE, you know...