Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Phua Chu Kang (PCK) Jokes..!!-18SX


Phua Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius ...

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah!

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men?

PCK : Of course woman lah! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped?

PCK : Ai-yah! Say, you walk along the load(road), den someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh? Don't pray pray ah...

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy!! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah! use your Blain (brain) , use your blainnn....

A loy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love?


PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not? Not the same shiok feeling mah... Corlight (correct) or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private ?


PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your blainnnnn.... you go and dig your nose inflont of your whole class izzit? stupid

Aloy : Wah...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very good.

PCK : Aiyah...... best in
Singapore and JB, and some say Batam also ah!!

7 Comments:

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

pernah bace nieh...kuang asam nye PCK...huhu..

bozzobattousai said...

cheryna,
PCK memang kurang asam...don pray pray...

.::WaNiE::. said...

huhuhuhu...

bozzobattousai said...

wanie,
hehehehehe.....

@xiM said...

lucah tak lucah sangat la kan..hehe

bozzobattousai said...

axim,
lucah tapi informatif...

CATZ said...

kah..kah..kah...
hahahhahaha..
hihihiihihi...
analogi yg bagus..
kihkihkih