Friday, October 31, 2008

b4 marrige.. n aftr marrige..

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...
After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Before marriage. .
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married. .
You die I help you!

Before marriage. .
You go anywhere . I follow you.
After marriage. . .
You go anywhere. . up to you.
Lagi lama married. . .
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than godzila"

Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you
After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

Before wedding
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak

Before wedding
Weekends at Cameron, Genting and Fraser's Hill
After wedding
Furthest you go is Maxwell Hill

ps: aku tengah buntu idea nih. layan r dulu apa2 yg ada....

10 Comments:

Tie said...

Eh!! Tak boleh gitu!!Alam perkahwinan sebenarnya indah tau! Nanti org takut lak nak kahwin!

:: p R i n c E s S _ N :: said...

ni y wat N tkt nk kawen ni...huhuhuhu

.::WaNiE::. said...

oh tipu di situ

itu tidak betul

Ad Rifza said...

Haha..sakit peyott gelakk entry hang ni Bozzo...tapi tak semua camtukan..ada yg mmg sanggup mati bersama..ada tu sanggup terjun lombong sama2...hehe

cHeRyNa PiReS said...

geli ati aaa...rase cam gelak bace part biawak:D

bozzobattousai said...

kak tie,
saya tak takut nak kawin langsung....

bozzobattousai said...

princess n,
jgn takut. ini entri lawak je...

bozzobattousai said...

wanie,
ini lawak je la....

bozzobattousai said...

ad rifza,
jgn r sampai terjun lombong... terjun swimming pool sama2 takpe...

bozzobattousai said...

cheryna,
jgn panggil hubby awak biawak dah la...